Clean up with Soaps!

For Wendy (Erika, sorry, you get the next one, this beat Farm Horror)

Soap Song by Carman

Gone are the days of Leave it to Beaver
Matt Dillon and his sidekick, Festus
Now we survive on the immoral lives
Of those on the Young and the Restless

It's not that they're young, they're just, uh... restless
Not living at all like they should
So they go to the General Hospital
But the Doctors can't do 'em no good

So they go on with their Search for Tomorrow
Not doing one thing that's right
And they all end up in Another World
About to fall of The Edge of Night

But that shouldn't matter, cause after all
As the World Turns
We only have but One Life to Live
There remains a blessed hope for you and All Your Children
More hope than Ryan could ever give

If we want true contentment, peace in our homes
With an end to marital strife
We must live for Jesus Christ
The only Guiding Light
Not one, but
All the Days of Our Lives